Biggest Bachelor

Tonight my dad combined Biggest Loser and The Bachelor and asked me if I was going to watch, "Biggest Bachelor." I like that. ABC is going to see this post and start a new show.

• Oh there it is within the first 15 seconds, "It sounds like a great place to fall in love."
• These girls would say that Compton or Reno are perfect places to fall in love
• Nothing against Compton and Reno
• There is a brunet that I don't know. That is not a good sign at this point in the game.
• I feel like Blakeley will be going home tonight
• I've been wrong before, but I'm usually right
• Nikki seems like a great girl but I don't think she'll make it to the final four
• I'm bored of this date
• Raining in the tropics...so cliche
• It was raining and sideways raining at the same time
• "Nothing can rain on this parade." Except rain.
• Ben looks ridiculous in that white getup
• Apparently her name is Elyse
• I like this group date!
  
• Any guesses on how many times Courtney is going to say "Winning" on this date? I'm gonna go with 7.
• Hooray, cute Lindzi!
• Blakeley is a poor sport
• This makes me want to watch a League of Their Own
• Oh man...until Courtney said, "There's no crying in baseball." She just ruined one of the greatest movie lines of all time.
• Actually, there ARE a lot of unknowns. Not there IS a lot of unknowns.
  
• I like Kasie B's curly hair
• I realize this date hasn't started and this is the first time I've heard her speak, but I think there is a good chance she's going home tonight. I'm 65% sure.
• So what Ben is saying is that on the water is the perfect place to fall in love
• Good catch Ben! You don't have any more plans?
  
• Thank you for playing the relay of the jump off the boat, I didn't catch it the first time
• I know you are probably really surprised that ABC went with Emily Maynard for the next Bachelorette over me. I was surprised too.
• "It's something you see in a movie or a fairytale." Or every season of the Bachelor.
• Ben's hair is taking on a life of it's own tonight
• I'm upping the percentage to 85%
• Make that 95%
  
• Every time they point the camera to him it goes up by 5%
• Yup
• Poor girl
• It's not you. It's me.
• http://facesofrejectedbachelorettes.tumblr.com/
• Bookmark that sight for when you need a little pick me up
• Why not???? Because she is a horrible person and because THIS IS ON NATIONAL TV.
• Ben = That moment when you feel like a big jerk
• Uh oh...I think it's too late for cute Emily
• OHHH Emily...wow
  
• No...she has NO IDEA what goes on, but she will now
• Count your blessings Emily
• Wow that is a pink sparkly dress
• Pull it together Blakeley
• WHAT?!?!??! I AM SO SHOCKED RIGHT NOW.
  
• Well, lucky for Jennifer. She can do SO much better.
• Ugly cry
• Is there a glamorous city in Central America?