Mush

My brain is mush. Work did me in today. Good thing I just do bullet points because I can't process complete sentences.

• Dark horse = I'm in love with Courtney and I need to keep someone else around
• Ben always looks so bored when Nikki is talking to him
• Courtney's "weird magical force" has a name: manipulation
• "A more perfect place to BE in love." Way to be original Nikki.
• This is my second helicopter ride ever
• Eye contact people. Eye contact.
• Whoa! Low cut shirt there Nikki.
• Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty freaked out standing on that mountain
• Don't act like you don't know what the card is
• Sweety...don't forget that "very close to the future" is a 33.33% chance for you right now
• He's not marrying your dad
• Vomit
• End scene! End scene! END SCENE!
• If your love can survive repelling 300 feet, it can survive anything
• She's doing this in her cute boots?
• There it is, "You gotta be there for each other. Just like repelling off a cliff."
• So they just sit there and get lowered down?
• Zzzzz...wake me up when it's over
• I like Lindzi's dinner dress
• I can listen to anything Ben says because I'm so distracted by his crooked bow tie
• That's the second time he's said he loves her. He never said that about Nikki
• I like Courtney's scarf...did I just say something nice about her?
• Please tell me they are going yodeling
  
• K...I'm liking this version Courtney, or is my brain just that mushy??
• How are they going to know if their love will last without a death defying test?
• Regret
• Apologizing to him doesn't fix it
• Or maybe it does
• Yeah! Emily Maynard preview.
• Little Rickie!
• MAGNETS! That's how they pin the roses. Brilliant.
• Ali is very blue and yellow
• It's a Titanic Ad? Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine.
  
• Jack and Rose = JP and Ashley
• And we're back
• Enter Kacie B.
• She totally just wanted a trip to the Alps
• Pull it together
• I can't wait for the women tell all. This is the first time that I've ever been excited for it because I'm looking forward to hearing all of the girls say, "I'm so glad that he didn't pick me."
• Chris has to have so much restraint right now to not tell him to run from Courtney
• Nikki will be going home tonight
• Plaid tie with checkered shirt?! Is there no one in wardrobe who could help him??
• Lindzi first
• Check
• And Courtney
• Check
• Poor poor Nikki. Not loving that toga dress either.
• Most controversial finale = he picks Courtney
• The real question is will Lindzi or Kasie B. be the Bachelorette