Sunday, July 22, 2012

We did it all for the glory of love

Emily Maynard has restored my faith in the Bachelor franchise. Not that that's saying much considering I watched Ben's entire season and then came back for more. I just knew that she had a personality that they weren't showing on Brad's season and I'm glad that I was right. I think this season has been so great because she knew exactly what she was looking for when she came into it. Granted she is a complete wreck and the next three hours are going to be about how she can't decide which guy she wants...but I think that is a result of being focused and finding three great options for her final three (not saying they are great options for everyone...just for her). I feel like other contestants have gone into it with an attitude of, "I really want this to work so I'll be open minded to whatever comes my way." Just my two cents. Okay, I have to grab the peanut M&Ms and then we'll get started...
  • I predict Jef
  • I spot JP and Ashley in the audience
  • They are blurry but he's one of two men and I see his bald head
  • Just go stand at the top of this bridge and think about it
  • Mmm...I just got a peanut M&M with no peanut
  • I like that she just said "Hi Honey," to Jef
  • Her mom has a deep voice
  • You complete me
  • Ernie is scary
  • Why doesn't Ernie have any emotion in his face?
  • Hug it out
  • I was so nervous for Jef to talk to her dad
  • I'm way to invested in this
  • Is he walking back to his hotel? I hope it's not too far.
  • Oh man...that sucks to go second
  • Oh this is awkies
  • Good move with the gift
  • Mom is loving him
  • What's it called when a girl is married to two guys? No polygamy but..._____. Maybe that's an option for her.
  • Oh lame...she called him Honey too.
  • You can't have two Honeys
  • Her nails have been white the whole season. Shellac?
  • Jef always has the right thing to say
  • Wow...I didn't think she would introduce them
  • Yuck! What the burnt peanut M&M! Gross.
  • Again they leave the blanket. Why can't they ever clean up after themselves?
  • If this girl has to go through this process twice to find love, there is no hope for the rest of us
  • Public Courtesy Announcement: THIS HAS HAPPENED OVER A SIX WEEK TIME-FRAME
  • "We are so misunderstood"
  •  Really?? We don't need the audience opinion. Just mine.
  • Bring in the expert
  • WHAT???? I did NOT see that coming. I thought she was going to say she needed more time. I love her.
  • Man that sucks to be her
  • Just rip that band-aid off
  • We're gonna make him make a love potion before he gets dumped hard core?
  • So mean. Chris Harrison, I blame you for this.
  • She want to vomit and then crawl into a hole
  • Oh this is painful
  • What would Dolly do? Channel your inner Dolly.
  • He's right, just let the poor guy go
  • Is that his heart beating???
  • Oh sad face
  • Hahaha! Sad faces and no clapping from the studio audience after the break up.
  • Neil Lane...let's hear your words of wisdom
  • It would be great if they could get Neil Diamond to help him pick out the ring too
  • Man this speech is good. He is a sweetie. 
  • Wow...that was really really good
  • Please bless that this one works out
  • Enter Little Ricky. Exit happy family.

4 comments:

Kris and Corissa said...

I really hope this one works also. They are so cute together! Also, loved the sad faces of the audience members...so great!

Rosanne said...

Polyandry. That's the word you were looking for.

Could have done without the audience commentary/sound effects, but never without your opinion.

Oh, and I wonder about her nails too. They were pink at the proposal, but they definitely look shellac

Colette said...

bahahha Neil Diamond. Brilliant.

Tyson and Heather said...

alright, we don't have TV or enough internet each day to watch internet TV, so Heather and I saved up our internet to watch one show... and we chose The Bachelorette... and it was AWESOME. My friends are going to take away my man card, but i'm probably only kidding myself because after all there was the notebook incident... anyway, i enjoyed reading this post, it was very enjoyable!