The following is a list of possible career choices from my brother.
Please vote on which path you think I should pursue.
I highly value your opinion...yes, even you.
So don't be shy now, just tell me what you really think.
1. President. Hey, you can't do any worse than the guy that's in there now. For that matter, you could also be Speaker of the House or Senate Majority Leader. And isn't politics just marketing anyway?
2. Actress. I think it's time for Lilly White to grace us with her presence again.
3. Jonas Brothers Roadie. I'm not sure that there's much money in this, but who doesn't want to see Kevin, Joe, and Nick every night?
4. Reality Show contestant. The tough choice here is whether to go for love (Bachelorette) or money (Amazing Race). Or you could pull an Amber and Rob and get both on Survivor.
5. Professional blogger. You're already the writer of my favorite blog, and I'm fairly certain you could turn this into a lucrative career. Especially if you pick something that there are not many blogs about already, such as celebrities or politics.
6. Saturday Night Live cast member. Now that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are gone, Kristen Wiig is the only humorous female left on the cast. They need you. Plus, this could just be a weekend gig if you find something else.
7. Make cool lamps and light fixtures from common hardware items. Then wait for Richard Gere to drive up in a sports car to write a story about you.
8. AIG CEO. I hear the bonuses are nice.
9. LPGA golfer. Clubs: $500. Tees: $1. Getting paid to play golf: Priceless.
10. Restaurant critic in Dallas. So you can tell me where all the good places to eat are.
He knows me so well.
7 comments:
I'm going to go for #4 and #6. I want to you to go on the Bachelor and be one of those freaky girls like Shanon who tells you TMI. I also think you would rock on SNL. Your brother is on to something!
My vote is for #4 and #7. Seriously, The Amazing Race... see the world, have some drama, make some money. What more could you want in life? And how hard could it be to make funky light fixtures? Then you'll have your pick of men, and if you run out on any of them at crucial moments, you'll probably become famous. Who doesn't want to be in THE TIMES?
#4. I really want to see you on Amazing Race. It would be... well, AMAZING.
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#10 For obvious reasons. I can come with you and you'd probably get so famous you could pay for all my fancy dinners too.
#5 and #7. You do have an enamouring writing style. We all love it. Now, just get the advertisments and you're set for life, and no end to privacy :) I can't wait!
I mean "end to privacy" :)
I'm sure that you can already guess how I am going to vote. That would be #5 & #6. I'm always trying to get you to write more because I love your writing style, and good money can be made for creative writing. You already know that I think you are one of the funniest people I have ever met, so SNL would be a natural for you.
Jonas brother roadie for sure!!!! I know you are a secret fan of them so go for it!!! Plus think of all seats we could have at stadium of fire!!!
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