Thursday, February 10, 2011

Better late than never

In this digital age nothing is sacred. I already know that Michelle stays and Alli goes. Not surprised by either.
  • Glad we used the words vulnerable, open my heart, and emotionally available in the opening scene.
  • How do you cute braid in your hair by your forehead? Like the Angel did. It never works for me.
  • It's just so awkward when they all come down to hug Brad...get in line ladies.
  • Hope that she get's attacked by monkeys or apes. Good one, Michelle!
  • HAHAHA...really aggressive, over-confident, and egotistical and therefore not for Brad. Michelle, you just described yourself.
  • Are those giant hair clips still in? I got ride of them around 10th grade, but I could have been 10 years too hasty.
  • I'm liking this date. It's not too wild and crazy...somewhat of a realistic situation.
  • Best part of watching online: thirty second commercial breaks.
  • Why is she wearing different shirts in her confessionals? How many interviews did she do about this date?
  • SHE IS NOT WEARING ONLY HIS SHIRT. Oh my.
  • He really likes her. Like a lot. I still don't know if I like her. And let's be honest, that's what really matters here.
  • Group date time.
  • "We would never repel down an anything with anyone else."
  • "How he takes care of other people" = courts multiple women at the same time.
  • Jackie! Do you really think that ABC is going to put you in danger in anyway? Just do it!
  • YOU ARE REPELLING TOGETHER. You are there and he is there.
  • Why is she the only girl not wearing blue?
  • Secret millionaire looks like a great show!
  • Brad has zero feelings for Jackie.
  • I'll tell you what the word alter means on your date card: absolutely nothing. A producer wrote that card.
  • Emily, I like you a lot. But you are a little bit boring. That's right, I just called the Mother Teresa Barbi boring.
  • PS - He is 38 an
  • d she the Angel 24. I am older than her. Weird.
  • Why do you really really like Michelle? She is mad at you 99.9% of the time.
  • Awwww snap. No rose on the group date. Good for you, Brad!
  • Alli, pull it together.
  • They're moving because you are screaming.
  • This date is boring.
  • The whole show is something that you normally wouldn't do.
  • You are making small talk because this is your first date. It's called getting to know each other.
  • Hello!! He lives in a big city. What are you saying?
  • He knows exactly what you mean because you just described his current situation.
  • YES!! Make it harder for him.
  • Ohhh...I hate this moment. Poor girl!
  • Oh please. He goes back to the table to pick up the rose. Barf.
  • MICHELLE IS THE SO EVIL!
  • He didn't ask for your opinion. Just go away!
  • Oh putting little doubts in his mind.
  • How can he not send her crazy face home?
  • She's finally turning on the tears. I was wondering when she was going to step up the act.
  • The silent game?? You probably played that a lot growing up in a funeral home.
  • Yucky kiss!!
  • Bad cheetah dress.
  • Wow...that's early to drop the L bomb. Goin' in for the kill.
  • Just one? We're only saying goodbye to one?
  • So sweet. A speech from the heart. What a man.
  • BRITT?? WHAT?? It must be Jackie than.
  • AAAHAHA! That's worse than leaving someone hanging for a high five. Chivalry denied.
  • Hmmm...Britt and Emily on individual dates. Britt's for sure not getting a rose. Lucky for me, I only have to wait four more days to find out.

4 comments:

Shaylee said...

Michelle and Britt are gone next week.

Shannon said...

Just so you know...these posts got me wondering about Bachelor...and now I'm hooked. HOOKED. It's my little vice and I love it :). (I can HEAR Ryan rolling his eyes at me right now.)

Rosanne said...

you are no longer allowed to watch these so late. i couldn't remember half the things you were talking about. how am i supposed to laugh about it?

Rosanne said...

nah i lied they were still funny.