And we're back

o Ok…here we go. The dancing dentist.

o I hope they don’t forget to hose down the driveway before all the gentlemen arrive

o It feels like a fairytale? Really? I can’t imagine why!

o Is the cropped shirt coming back? Crap.

o Whether or not you look like a fool? You are guaranteed to look like a fool. That is the point of the show.

o The burning rose…nothing says the death of love like a burning rose

o Oh good…the driveway is sparkly wet. Good job crew.

o First guy…solar guy. Too much. She’s not gonna like him.

o Second guy, meh

o Third guy, smart but no. Also please wear socks with a suit.

o Fourth, New Orleans…bonus points for playing the piano

o Fifth, the wine guy. Pass the vino! He wants to be Josh Groban, but he’s not.

o Sixth, Utah. You are cute!! But why did you name your kid Cozy? He will go far.

o Seventh, the butcher the baker the candlestick maker.

o Eighth, the male version of Emily. So sad! Bless his heart and his beautiful blue eyes.

o Ninth, Prince William. I’m a big fan. Maybe a little nerdy…we shall see.

o Let the show begin.

o Bad dress my friend. Bad dress.

o I do love her new hair though. Maybe I should go brunette just like her.

o What??? She’s flawed? What is this? I paid good money for this show.

o That Michelle Money is causing drama without even being on the show!! She ratted out Bentley. Why can’t we get a normal Utah guy on this show. It’s ok…I can’t find one either.

o Tone it down just a bit Ash…too much. Good job solar guy you are cute.

o John…that is a wild tie. Don’t pick up a girl in a formal. Idiot.

o I’m a hugger I’m from Texas.

o Prince William, you are SO cute but you should have shaved.

o Mickey Mouse…greasy salesman.

o Tim…you are going home tonight.

o Ben…nice touch with the French. I’ll accept that.

o Steven, you have gross hair for being a hair guy.

o Music change for Chris D. Oh…it’s for the crappy rap/poem thing. Hobby? That’s a hobby?

o West…the compass…that’s a good one. I love a good pun.

o Anthony…you are a creeper.

o Rob your teeth are gross she will send you home just for that.

o Ames. Like Amos only Ames. Ballet tickets is the sweetest thing ever? Good try.

o Matt, NO! You don’t teach her the handshake that you do with your uncle.

o Jeff, you have issues good thing you’ll be able to take the mask off in a few hours when she sends you home.

o Ben she’s gonna like you just for the wine. She loves wine.

o Frank wink wink. PUT HER DOWN YOU WEIRDO!

o Michael three piece suit. So classy, but I don’t like you.

o Chris from Canada…those teeth! You don’t stand a chance.

o Ryan, you have fluffy hair but he’s cute and the picture thing is unique.

o Just myself and my smile.

o Nick, don’t do a poem. Just don’t.

o Blake the dentist, you are attractive

o Bentley, he’ll go about half way through the season

o Floss…really? I guess she’s liking it. Whatevs.

o Thank you for addressing her fears, Chris. You are so so good at what you do.

o Solar guy has got to go. She bought it though. He’ll be around for three weeks.

o “You and my mom would get along.” Yikes.

o This whole mom bit is so rehearsed and awkward.

o Why can you not believe that one of the guys plays the guitar? Ok…apparently he can’t. Maybe they are more rare than I though.

o Dear French guy, you are going home tonight or next week.

o Oh my drunk! Disgusting.

o “Let’s just take my face out of the equation.”

o Cupcake…the man I’m going to marry will call me cupcake. Wow.

o Hummm…I don’t get the fascination with the solar guy.

o Bentley, you suck! If you aren’t attracted to her, go home. Villain? Check.

o The mask guy is the first one? Slim pickins…but still!

o You’re crushed? After two hours? Your ego is crushed…not your whole self.

o That was quite the preview.

o I LOVE WILLIAM.