The Bachelorette: A Man's Perspective

We have a mystery guest blogger. His thoughts were written while he watched so any similarities between this post and mine are purely coincidental. I present this season's first male perspective post:

·      “I wanted to come to London forever.” Translation: I only did this show for the free vacation with my daughter. 

·      Is it just me, or does this Kalon fellow come across as a wee bit controlling?

·      Team Bachelor couldn’t think of an activity for Emily and Sean that she didn’t already do with her daughter?

·      Breaking News: There is no way a lasting relationship comes out of this season.  Emily is just mailing it in.  Reminds me of Dwight Howard with the Orlando Magic this season, or the entire cast of Ocean’s Twelve.

·      Threatening to behead your date?  Not exactly a promising start to the evening.

·      I’m picking Sean for the next bachelor.  Good news for him, he can’t be worse than the last bachelor.

·      Well, I think we can put the rumors to rest that Arie is just on the show to promote his acting career.

·      Don’t doubt Doug’s ability to get violent: “Back in 2000, he got arrested for assaulting the mother of his child. The scary part is that when they started fighting Doug Clerget grabbed a shotgun took it outside and fired it at the ground. She was even afraid he had killed himself. He said it was just to scare her.”  The Bachelor producers clearly have very little interest in finding guys that are marriage quality.

·      Really?  No one goes after her?  These guys are lame, and none of them deserve to play the part of Romeo.

·      I saw recently that Salt Lake City was voted the worst dressed city in America.  One look at Jef’s outfit confirms that the ranking was deserved.

·      Nothing more romantic than talking for five minutes about how you want to kiss someone before actually working up the courage to do it.

·      If you close your eyes while Sean speaks, it sounds just like Bronco Mendenhall.

·      When Alejandro talked to Emily on his way out, was that the first time they had ever said anything to each other since she greeted him when he got out of the limo?