Bachelor Birthday Edition

• Happy Birthday to me!!
• My sweet MBA ladies threw me a killer Treat Yo Self party and we are watching the bach while eating Café Rio and Sweet Tooth Fairy cookies and sipping on Shanna’s world famous smoothies
• I will use my friends initials to document their quotes
• Selma…you are killing me softly
• KH, “He just turned stupid.”
• HH, “Is she two?”
• They have nothing to talk about besides how they want to kiss each other and can’t
• Crazy Amanda, ruining my name
• Roller Derby!! Terrifying!
• You might be wondering how awesome we are right now…I will tell you.
• KH brought gel eye masks and we pass them to the left every time someone starts crying or says, “Here for the right reasons.”
• I got the mask when Sarah started crying
• Let’s make this more lame by playing a slow song
• It’s not that hard to get a rise out of you, crazy
• America can’t be tortured like this either
• Sean! NOOOOO!!!! This cannot be happening. What a freakin’ idiot.
• KH, “BOO, you whore.”
• Their faces: Priceless
• Dream date, no. But I would take it
• This vest outfit is not working for Sean
• Neil found a way to make an appearance before the final episode
• The ladies just sang every birthday song they know
• I love it when they send them home on the date…I realize that sounds awful, but I cannot tell a lie
• Don’t pick up the rose if you are going to send her home!! Duh.
• So instead he will sing just to me
• Did they have a sad song and a happy song ready?
• Drop the rose off the balcony…do it…do it now!
• Yes!!
• KH is still going with birthday songs
• “You can definitely sense that there are fewer girls in the room.”
• KH, “Or you can count them.”
• Can you remind me when Robyn attacked you for the wrong reasons?
• KH, “And then she attacked me for the right reasons.”
• Tierra’s talking in the third person, that’s the first thing she’s doing wrong
• Catherine, “It can only go up from here.” Truer words were never spoken. Low point.
• One crazy down, many more to go