Monday, June 20, 2011

Bentley Saga: Week Three

  • I want to go to there
  • Chris Harrison is rocking the comfy pants. I always watch in my comfy pants.
  • Darn Debbie Hotel? Is that what he said?
  • Dark place, huh?
  • Every place is a perfect place to fall in love
  • Why is William still there? I don't think he's said a word since the roast.
  • She's diggin' the elephant painter
  • They kind of match
  • PROcess
  • It's a commercial break and Ashlee (my friend not the Bachelorette) and I wondering where they are hiding these men. We know boys. We are Ashley's age and we don't hang out with men like that. We hang out with boys. It's weird.
  • Ben you need a haircut so very badly
  • I like that she said she wants it to be realistic...as realistic as shopping in Thailand can be.
  • Mental kiss?!?!??! How about you get up and walk away. Barf.
  • That is quite the jumpsuit she's wearing
  • She falls in love in one date every time
  • Here comes the emotional baggage
  • Ben vs. William...William is gone. He doesn't stand a chance against that jaw.
  • I hate group dates too, JP. We have so much in common.
  • Lucas is pretty cute. That's all.
  • Oh...little Ames
  • Ames kicking the punching bag and falling got the biggest LOL out of me so far this season
  • Ashlee says that Ashley is dumb enough to plan this date so we are giving her credit for this one
  • Lucas vs. Blake = Amanda vs. Ashlee
  • Ashlee's boyfriend wins. That's ok Lucas. I still like you.
  • JP vs. Mickey...the two pretty faces
  • I HATE THIS DATE
  • Please make it stop
  • Uh oh...here comes Ames
  • Poor guy
  • She forgot half of her dress
  • See I have owies too! Even though I sent Ames to the hospital, feel bad for me.
  • It's a Bachelorette Miracle! Ames is back!
  • William is drunk
  • Shocking that you immediately thought of Bentley
  • Woah...calling out the Bentley
  • Squeaky wheel gets the grease. Good for you Blakester
  • Should he be drinking with a concussion?
  • Ashlee says William is in the boy category and I agree
  • BREAKING NEWS:

    The Bachelorette's Chris Lambton Engaged to Bachelor's Peyton Wright

  • Double date minus the other girl. Two on one dates are the worst.
  • Puuurfeeect
  • So immature of William
  • She doesn't even give him a chance to defend himself?? What the?
  • "I'm a 30 year old boy." YES!! See! This is not a good thing, William.
  • Go Ashley! You send him packing! Wahoo!!
  • Rose in the fire
  • I can't stand Ryan
  • She can't either from the looks of things
  • Please bless that Constantine goes home
  • She just wants to kiss JP. She la la la loves him.
  • Bentley, Bentley, Bentley
  • JP is infinitely cuter than Bentley
  • Commercial break. Ashlee showed me this preview...for V-day 2012.
  • "That's not normal." "No."
  • ...what a jerk
  • If your telling me the Bentley saga won't be over until next week I'm going to scream
  • Ames still looks like he is concussed
  • Boo Constantine
  • Hooray Lucas
  • Hooray JP
  • Indifferent Ames
  • Hooray Mickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind
  • Can't Ryan and Nick both go home?
  • Has Nick even had one line?
  • AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH Bentley
  • The Ben William piano clip at the end was awesome

2 comments:

Katie said...

confession: i love reading your bachelorette commentary. :) i am so upset at abc for misleading me and making me think that the whole bentley drama was going to happen in this episode... i was so looking forward to it. and i want to punch ashley in the face every time she talks about him. kind of a boring episode. i'm voting for ames or jp.

Ashley said...

I also love JP. He totally won me over in the episode last week.