Monday, June 6, 2011

You give love a bad name.

Man alive I'm excited for this episode. Last week's was lametown...well, what I saw of it. I skimmed it during lunch today because I was on a cruise ship last week. Tonight looks like it will be drama city. Bring it on.

Retraction: I no longer love William. Even before I saw the preview for this week. I looked at his bio on ABC and lets just say he's not my type.

Okay...here we go.

  • Flash mob is so 2007
  • Ben...good try
  • Love at first flash mob
  • I don't know about Ben...
  • I LOVE the AT&T flash mob commercial
  • Bachelorette is a good place to start your unrealistic bubble
  • Bentley is the worst man ever
  • Ben just said emoticon :( :) ;) ;O)
  • Jeff you are so awkward
  • $20 says he goes home tonight
  • "She hasn't screamed yet." I like that.
  • HHHHHAHAHAHA! You weirdo!
  • Yes, William, the odds are in your favor unless you forcefully insert your foot in your mouth
  • This roasting this is rough because they don't really even know her
  • Ames looks too much like Ricky Martin
  • William walked in to the party like he was walking onto a yacht
  • This is so painful
  • No really, Bentley will never date another woman again
  • hu hu hu hu...what is that stupid laugh? Jerk face.
  • Sucks to be her watching this episode tonight
  • Prince William bows out gracefully. Talk about digging your own grave.
  • Oh man...I kind of feel bad for him. Kind of.
  • JEFF...so I have a dog. A three legged dog. Incredible.
  • Wait! Was he running back or literally running away? Don't cut to commercial. It's fine. I'll just go switch my laundry. That's reality...laundry and responsibility.
  • "What can I do?" Say something!! Ok...there you go. That was a good try.
  • Who is this guy? Why is she kissing him? Yuck.
  • JP. JP. JP.
  • Bentley you are a boil on the butt of humanity. (Name that movie)
  • Of course your not leaving because of your daughter...that would make you a good person
  • No, your hair looks stupid. You have stupid hair.
  • What a jerk. He did this in the meanest way possible, making her think there could be something there in the future. It would have been better in the long run to just tell her the truth.
  • I'M SO MAD AT HIM!!!!!!!!!
  • Ode to the Ugly Cry.
  • I love that she's talking with food in her mouth
  • JP. JP. JP I just don't know. He could be really great or there could be something a little off about him. Like he could just blow up at any moment.
  • This is a great date. I really like that they are just chilling at home.
  • Hmmm...ok I think I like him.
  • My friend, Lisa, just posted this on her facebook and it is awesome: http://waveatthebus.blogspot.com/
  • Sparkly
  • Chris, tell her that Bentley is a jerk! It's your duty!
  • Thank you Chris! You are the best. Every girl needs a Chris Harrison in her life.
  • Wait...William? Did I miss something? I thought he left. I must have blinked at the wrong time. Or maybe I was doing laundry. Dang responsibilities.
  • Who is this Constantine guy?
  • Weeestt
  • Hey Mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey
  • Beneff
  • Really? We're keeping Ames?
  • Please be Chris that gets the last rose!!
  • NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wow. Wow. Wow. Ames and Constantine over Chris? Bad move.
  • Chris is 25? I am 25. I would have guessed at least 30.
  • Oh the irony of going home when you take off the mask.
  • YES...burn the mask.
  • "I would be totally bummed out if I spent the rest of my life alone." Amen brother.
  • Loved that episode!

4 comments:

Rosanne said...

I just saw that wave at the bus thing yesterday! It's so cute!

I'm finding it harder to get into the bachelorette, mostly because i know my life will be sucked away for the next 10 weeks if i give in AT ALL

Brittney said...

Perfect title. Wasn't the flash mob SOOO awkward?! (We also LOVE that commercial). Oh, and you didn't miss anything... I was confused about William too. Ryan was apparently listening closer than I was because he informed me that Will was just "taking a break" but coming back.

jaci said...

Wasn't that totally awesome!! I even laughed out loud! Bentley is a slime ball! Oh that was good tv!
A lot of the same thoughts running through my head! ;0 Thanks for posting!
Hope you had a great time on your trip! You need to post some pics soon!

Becca Gilbert said...

Manders words cannot describe how much Dustin and I look forward to reading your blog after every episode! So glad you're doing it again!