Monday, August 1, 2011

National Bachelorette Day

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

  • I can't even tell you how excited I am for the jealous, mean sister
  • JP is so cute
  • I think I make myself laugh...do you make me laugh?
  • This conversation is so ridiculous
  • This show is so ridiculous
  • Check out that necklace on the brother
  • I wish I would have kept a tally of how many times she's touched her bangs
  • I want someone that makes me laugh too, but holy cow sister, lay off!
  • This girl needs to be slapped in the face
  • How does this crazy woman realize that it's not her decision
  • She doesn't know who she is if she is that easily influenced
  • I'm so done with this sister and Ben hasn't even arrived yet
  • Sister is going to like Ben because he has a creepy dog voice
  • There we have it, "I've been married and I've been divorced." Would have been nice to let JP know where she was coming from.
  • "I learned today that I maybe have to trust my own feelings."
  • Does Ben dress himself or do they have a mean wardrobe lady?
  • It IS too good to be true
  • Yucky mud date
  • L is for the way you look tonight
  • O is for the only one I see
  • V is very very extraordinary
  • E is even more than anyone that I adore
  • Hi Jayp
  • Qweshoned
  • JP wins I'm calling it now
  • Love or nothing
I am as mad as Ben was when he got rejected by Ashley right now. My computer hates me. I just sat through 3 hours of the bachelorette documenting my insights, and a good portion of that just disappeared. Good things end badly. Basically I feel bad for Ben but I pray he isn't the next Bachelor. JP is dreamy and I'm glad that they seem so happy because the Bach franchise really needs a M out of this one. Like the British monarchy needed Kate and Wills to work out. How obnoxious was that 15 minute "sneak peak" in the middle of After the Final Rose? Lame. Well, there goes my "previous commitment" to get me out of FHE...I will not be watching the Bachelor Pad. Even I have limits.

3 comments:

Colette said...

ugh I hate your computer too! Reading your comments are honestly my favorite part of the bachelorette!! well done. ps i miss you

Shannon said...

ahhh haha! My favorite line: "even I have limits". Amanda, I know exactly how you feel :).

I would like to attribute your witty bachy posts to the reason as to why I am addicted to this show. I WISH I could have watched the finale with you last night. I sat in a room full of absolutely amazing women while we mocked "perFECT" and the bang comb the entire three hours. And, at the end of it all, I'm such a sucker for love because I think it will work out for Peejaroo and Ashy. And I was rooting for him the whole time, too. He is so in love with her (because I can tell). It was fun. It was even more fun reading your comments about the episodes. I say you move to CA so we can have pseudo FHE bachy nights. Mmk?

Kris and Corissa said...

poor ben at the end. he was right though, she shouldn't sugarcoat things. i however, do hope he is the next bachelor. i know we will come to hate him also but i want to see him over the others.