Saaaaraaaaaah

The following G Chat is being published without the written consent of all parties involved...and it won't make any sense unless you know the songs...even if you do know the songs it is still gibberish. Colette, I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Please. I'm sorry.

G Chat is what gets me through the work day. I will cry myself to sleep every night for three weeks if they ever ban gchat from my office. Really it's my funny friends that get me through my day...gchat is just the conduit for comical genius.

Exhibit 584:

Background info: My gchat status said "COOKIE"

Coco: i want one too

me: i want 10,000

a soft chewy sugar cookie

Coco: yuck i want chocolate chip

me: what?

Coco: warm and goey

me: heaven

Coco: 10000 would make you sick don't do it

me: it would probably make me dead

Coco: that too like i said, don't do it

me: ok

Coco: good i have a hard time being motivated on cloudy days, but I have lots to do.

Motivate me

me: Colette, I believe in you. You will feel like a champ when you finish your stuff. You will be so happy and fulfilled. Then you won't have to worry about a thing and you can watch a movie instead of stressing out.

Coco: ooh, that's good i like that you should be a motivational speaker.

quit your job

me: you can just call me Oprah

Coco: O, Queen O

me: that's right

what are you doing this weekend?

Coco: I'm actually gonna go see my fam. I'm gonna prune fruit trees with my grandpa

me: i love that! That will be so great

Coco: and then study my life away

me: you are going into hiding

Coco: yes at least until after board exams

me: when is that happening again?

Coco: March 24 is the first one, written exam

april 17-18 anesthesia

apr 29-31 clinical

you can send me flowers if you want

or chocolate

or money

i might die, flowers might be more appropriate

would you come to my funeral?

would you sing a song?

me: aaaaaaaaahahaha...oh my goodness.

I will write and sing a song for you.

Coco: YEEEEEESSSS

me: That is so intense! Just remember: I believe in you.

Coco: thank you

i'm so motivated right now to be a champ... I better go before it wears off

you are the inspiration

you bring meaning to my life

me: you bring meaning to my life

Coco: you're the inspiration

when ya lova somebody!!

me: always on my mind

Coco: ...never left me no messages!! NEVER SENT ME NO LETTA'S!!!

me: you got some kinda nerve

lost and insecure

you found me

you found me

Coco: lying on the floor

you found me

me: surrounded

Coco: surrounded

why'd you have to wait

me: why'd you have to wait

just a little late

Coco: to find meeeee...eeee

you found me

duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh

me: It's a love story baby just say

YES

Coco: baby just say yes baby just say yes baby just say yes baby just say yes

me: Romeo kissed Juliet and i was standing on the front porch begging you baby please don't go... and I said

Coco: baby just say yes baby just say yes baby just say YYYEEESSSSS

me: If your body matches what your eyes can do

Coco: i'll probably move right through you on my way to you

DU NUH NUH DUN DUN DUN DUN

DU NUH NUH NUH DUN UDN DUN DUN

me: Sarah, Sarah

Coco: storms are brewin in your eye

me: no time is a good time for Saraaaah Saraaaaahahahaa

no time is a good time for goodbye

Coco: :( good bye

i'm SO motivated

me: YES!

Coco: yessssss!

baby just say yes baby just say yes!

good bye!

thanks for the motivation champ

me: It's a love story...anytime!! Bye!

Coco: hasta la vista

me: baby