BACHELOR

Yes. It's back. I know that the idea of blogging commentary is old news, but there are several ladies all across this great nation of ours that I would like to be watching with. Since we can't be together...at least they will know my every thought.

• I'm totally buying all of this Mr. Sensitive stuff. I love him already.
• Funeral Director?? Gross.
• Salt Lake City! She's beautiful and scary.
• Manscaper? Barf.
• Vampire thing?? She is absolutely terrifying.
• Emily is so sweet...he'll pick her for sure.
• SHE SLAPS HIM!?!?!?! I realize that not telling the women that it's Brad makes for good TV, but it seems pretty unfair to him. Poor guy.
• Oh, Chris Harrison. Bless your heart.
• Commercials...I need Tivo. What do we think about Country Strong?
  
• They are putting him through the ringer tonight.
• DeAnna's hair is so long! I want long hair.
• Roommate says: Who hasn't hurt someone in the past? At least he didn't go through with it and hurt them worse down the road.
• K...Thanks. MOVE ON PLEASE.
  
• The first one is the slapper!? Oh no. Poor guy. This is painful. NO. I would have sent her back to the limo.
  
• Bad dress. Purple sparkly nightmare.
  
• Roommate: He is groveling and he does not need to grovel.
  
• The bum pincher...really?
  
• Shoes. Meh.
  
• "My life revolves around sports. You should love me." Woof.
  
• "You happen to be the perfect guy for me." Really? You don't know him.
  
• "Where are you from?" aka...are you going to suck my blood?
  
• Catch me? You weirdo.
  
• Mini Mouse.
  
• Pinky swear that you won't break my heart. Nice one.
• That's only the first 15? This is so rough.
• I hate all of the tugging on the dresses.
  
• You smell good...like formaldehyde.
  
• Next time I introduce myself to a guy I'm going to say, "I'm ready to get married."
• Stupid girl...you don't kiss him when you first meet him.
  
• Just call me J.
  
• Oh no she di'n't. High kicks out of the limo. Alright she's a rocket I guess that's ok. Whatev.
  
• Roommate says: "Oh. It's the angel." We like Emily.
  
• Hello Taylor Swift. Bad hair extensions.
  
• Utah girl in a J-Lo dress.
• Awards for best intros go to the angel and Utah.
• Ohhhh...the first rose is out.
  
• Please no. She is not going to wax him. She doesn't even ask?
  
• Jackie in the yellow dress you are too much. Is she drunk?
• Can you handle this? Awkward award goes to you green dress.
• Why can't he say, "I'm in the middle of a conversation but I'll come talk to you in a minute."
  
• Commercials: no need to watch ABC on Tuesdays.
  
• Madison! You think she is sexy?! She's scary!!!! The fangs are hot? What is wrong with you Brad?
  
• He loves Utah.
  
• Does Utah get the rose?! Nope...it's the little baby.
  
• Jackie, what could you have done better? Maybe not sing.
  
• Fangs? Fangs gets a rose?
• Is that the final rose? I'm not really sure. Can someone tell me if that is the last...oh, thanks Chris. What would we do without you?
• The Slapper? He's keeping The Slapper?
  
• Hahaha...guess I have a lot more frogs to kiss. Yup. Yup you do.
  
• Don't cry. It's a TV show and you don't know him.
  
• A black eye?! Awesome.
  
• YES! Seal. This show just got even better. "Kiss From a Rose on a Grave" What could be more romantic than that?
  

Oh...it's gonna be good.