Mish-hell

Bring it on.

• $20 bucks says she gave herself a black eye.
• "Pull over!" "It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing."
  
• May I remind you that ABC is picking you up in a helicopter.
• Michelle, you make me sick. We are three minutes into the show and she is already vexing my nerves.
  
• I want to go to Catalina Island.
  
• Oh hooray...dirty water and "it's just a little fish" some kelp...beautiful.
  
• Popsicle on the eye.
• Never joke about domestic violence, Michelle.
  
• This meal better make up for the lame "deep sea diving"
• I want kids. You want kids. Let's get married.
  
• "I like you a lot too." But I can't look you in the eye.
  
• Barf.
• Oh good. Dr. Drew.
  
• Next season I'm going to make a tally of "Here for the right reasons" and "open up"
• I just want to announce on the radio that I really like you. Mmmmk. Great. Thanks.

Commercial break. I did my tax return yesterday and it was $2,300 less than I was expecting. I realize that $700 is still better than paying but, bummer dude.

• Lindsay "forgot her swimsuit" don't be insecure girl.
  
• Mouse voice. Really annoying that girls cut in. Can't they just wait for two minutes? Why is it a rule that you can just walk up and steal someone. Why doesn't she just come back two minutes later and steal him back?
  
• YES! I'm so excited for this train wreck that is about to unfold with the Michelle date.
  
• These girls are brilliant..."your card doesn't have love in it." "It's probably nothing."
  
• I gotta get me some of those heart hoop earrings.
  
• You are right..."watching these women connect with Brad is not easy." No, it's not, but I can't turn the channel. It's an addiction.
  
• I didn't realize we were measuring jealousy in ounces now.
  
• We have great kisses. Will you accept this rose?

Commercial break: Love the new Target ad with the kid sticking his hands in the PB and Jelly. Fer cuuute.

• "It's MY day." Go ahead and cry it out, but I don't care. I have no soul.
• Laser beams shoot out of her crazy eyeballs when Brad takes Ashley on "HER DAY"
• My blood pressure is off the charts
  
• "My eye" = My laser overheated and left this bruise. It wont heal without copious amounts of attention.
  
• My day, my day, my day.
• Of course she's afraid of heights. Work up the tears, work up the tears.
  
• His voice cracks while saying, "It's ok." Awesome.
  
• I'm so proud of you for hanging on this rope while someone lowers you.
  
• I'm confident in our future based solely on repelling down a building. Solid foundation, Michelle.
  
• Ohhhh and a pinky promise to never repel with anyone else. So romantic.
  
• Michelle, you are so thug. I wouldn't mess.
• If she's a mature woman, I'm old wise willow.
• She is one good actress. Somebody give her an Oscar.
• VICTORY!! The therapist is back. Let's find that dark chocolate layer.
• I thought maybe it would be cute if you picked me up.
• Oh cute, the angel gets a picnic.
  
• Love that they made sure that all of the girls saw him pull the basket out. Pot stirrer producers.
• Let's sit on these rocks in your shorter than short dress.
• Wowzers the heels on the angel.
  
• You HAVE a rose!!! There are 13 other women there all in love with the same man. You new what he was when you picked him up. Don't cry.
• Lisa? Who's that? Guess we'll find out next week.
• "Come here to me, please." I just kicked you off. Give me a hug.
• Stacey gets the award for worst dress ever.
• Way to make your daddy proud, Redhead.