Drama free is the way to be

I really meant to blog about something else last week so that my blog isn't overrun by Brad Womack, but blogging once a week is already a major improvement from my blogging habits over the past few months.

Before we get going, I need to apologize for being sexist in my last post. I said that there are many ladies across the country that I would like to watch the show with, but I should have said people. I talked to several men last week who had plenty to say about the first episode and your opinions are always welcome here. Show time!

• Sweety...you saved your money for eight years and then spent all of your money to be on the bachelor with a mystery man and 30, may I repeat THIRTY other women?? Too bad for you.
• Yeah! Ashley...good choice Brad.
• A carnival and/or amusement park for a first date is literally my worst nightmare.
• "That's a big group date!" Halfway through the list. 15 girls. This is going to be fantastically dramatic. After all, they have spent a few hours with him which means they are all deeply in love.
• "This is the best date I've been on in years...so tell me about yourself." Read: I guess I should stop kissing you and learn a little bit about you.
  
• Ohhh..."I didn't want to be lonely." Who can resist that?
  
• Hooray! The Berlin Wall is down!
• Kissy kissy kissy
• Miss Utah, you are frightening. I don't like you anymore, even if it is your birthday.
• OH snap. He doesn't know your name.
  
• Since when does the Red Cross do sleazy PSAs?
• Woof. If I had Tivo I would FF through this whole group date.
• Guess what. You feel like another number because you ARE another number, Utah.
  
• This is disgusting.
  
• Really...you really think this is going to help people decide to donate blood?
  
• Utah is WAY too much. However, I do love the sign for "fireworks going off behind us."
• Celine Dion needs to appear and sing "Alone" at the after party.
• "Drama free is the way to be." That's your mantra ladies.
  
• Oh Utah..."You have walls." The hand motions again.
  
• Is she 31 or 32?
• NOOOOOOOOOO stupid birthday rose. Boo.
• The pool rose dance is quite the number, Utah.
  
• That lucky duck. How fun to play dress up for real.
  
• Why would you leave your child to maybe date a guy that you know nothing about?
  
• She get to wear NEIL LANE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
• Actually, ABC is spoiling you.
• Hmmm...the dress is pretty but kind of boring.
  
• My heater is out and it's getting cold in here and the thermostat is distracting me...which is fine because it's Train.
  
• Mr. Train you have crazy hair.
  
• You DO NOT steal the bachelor when you already have a rose.
  
• Really? All you have in your fridge is turkey and water?
  
• Utah is a Mean Girl.
• Ohhh that's cute. She makes him nervous.
  
• My blood pressure is rising and I'm not even there.
  
• Stop it right now...you stop crying to tell him that you had four slices of onion pizza? That's attractive.
  
• I'm pretty sure that he feels like you are sucking the energy out of him.
  
• Woah...Ali cut her hair. Or maybe just took the extensions out.
  
• I'm catching a cold in my own house. Time to bust out the space heater.
  
• Yippee the Angel gets the rose.
  
• Who are these girls? I don't think we've seen half of them.
• Yuck Madison.
• Wow, Brad. Way to get rid of the drama! Good job!!
• Oh...Rockette, you aren't meant to be alone just because you don't get a rose.
• Hmmm...that episode was medium. It's nights like this that I wonder why I watch this show.
  
• Sweet...Seal is next week.