What happens in Vegas goes on National TV

I love the two on one dates. It brings out the worst in these crazies. It's gonna be a great show.

• One hour to get ready?? I need at least three!
• When I need to figure something out, Vegas is the last place I would go.
• The Funeral Director gets a night out in Vegas.
  
• Watching this is only making my hate for Vegas grow.
  
• "My date to you is a shopping spree." Huh...my date to you?! Love ABC, not Brad.
• Good choice in Fendi!
  
• "You make me feel like a natural woman."
  
• They all want to kill her. They are literally turning green.
• Chantal O. what do you mean, "all the sudden see him go on a date with other girls?!" That's the whole point of the show and it's been happening for three weeks now.
  
• Of course he's fascinated by embalming. Gross.
• SICK.
  
• Hahaha...cross eyed peaches. I like this girl. She's funny.
• Have these girls never seen fireworks? Michelle knows the hand sign.
  
• Do they always just sit on the couch in the living room?
  
• Besties have to fight for their man.
  
• Michelle, thank you for confirming that you have no heart.
• I want to drive a race car.
  
• Hmmm...where could Brad be? Oh wow! He's driving the car.
  
• Britt needs a healthy dose of confidence.
  
• He's gotta be so mad at the producers.
• Emily is amazing.
  
• Alli is so passive aggressive...or just crazy.
• Look in her eyes, Brad!!
• Oh good...just cry it out. Yes, it is stupid.
  
• Crossing my fingers that both Ashley's go home.
• YES!!! I love that he is is giving her the rose! Take that girls.
  
• Did they ever go swimming?
  
• Time for the Ashley's
  
• Oh this is just silly. Pretty sure those 1,840 people paid to see professional dancers.
  
• Poor Ashley S. just wants someone to want her...not necessarily Brad. Just someone.
  
• Follow your heart, twirl the rose, break her heart, give the other mean girl the rose, end scene.
  
• Poor little thing.
  
• Holy arms, Army Brad!
• Yes, call the therapist.
• Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find a wife.
• This segment is too long. Get to the rose ceremony now.
  
• Who is that Lisa girl? I bet she'll go.
  
• Bad, bad dress, Shawntel. Or is it Chantal? I don't really know, but the dress is bad. Also, you are drama and selfish.
  
• You are special have a little cake.
  
• Why can three people fit between him and the little blond girl.
• She is going to pull a knife on him at any second. UTAH...you are evil!
• The last two no name girls are gone. No surprise there.
  
• Did he just pat her on the head? Awesome.